Bush has a plan for zombies to eat U.S. beef.

I've got a few things to blog about in the near future (like the Griner 30th birthday festivities, which are still in full swing).

But until then, you'll have to subsist on this bit of YouTube awesomeness:

Not dead. Just resting.

Sad to say, the Cafe is probably going to remain a dusty, tumbleweed kind of place for a few weeks more. I'm loaded with intense amounts of work, and I'm trying to devote any free writing energy to AdFreak, where I'll also be helping as guest editor this month.

So don't cancel your RSS feed or erase your bookmark, but also don't expect a lot of action over here. I'll still try to post when I can, preferably with items of more substantial girth than "hey look, something funny!" I'd also like to rekindle my podcast idea. So many things to do! So little desire to sit in front of a computer and do them!

Cheers,
Griner