I could've if I'd wanted to. Yeah.

It's been a while since I was in a college computer lab, but that didn't stop me from enjoying this tongue-in-cheek advice column on picking up women amid the nerdiest of nerdies.

Two of the best pieces of advice:

DON'T post to a blog
I cannot stress this enough: do not let a girl see you posting to any kind of blog. You will never, ever get laid. Seriously. Take it from me.

... and this suggestion on getting out of an awkward situation ...

GIRL: Are you looking at porn?
YOU: No.
GIRL: I can see porn right there on your screen.
YOU: Then YOU'RE looking at porn.
GIRL: What the hell are you talking about?
(pause)YOU: I'll give you this free iTunes song if you have sex with me.