That's it. I'm doomed to be the lesser Griner.

Considering that almost everything I've done in my professional life is on the Internet in some form, you'd think I'd at least be one of the bigger Griners on the Web. But no, I don't even come up on the first page of Google results for "Griner."

But now, just as I was coming to peace with that, a new Griner has come onto the scene in a big way. I wouldn't be surprised if this young woman even ends up being history's most famous Griner: