Monday, August 28, 2006

I should have picked "Swords."

Me: OK, Alex, I'm going to take "Things Griner hates" for $200.

Alex: "It hides in the bushes, waiting to hinder Griner's productivity for a week or two and make him second-guess the plant genocide he's committing on his back yard."

Alex: Griner.

Me: What is poison ivy?

Alex: Correct.

Me: "Things Griner hates" for $300.

Alex: This is ironic, but probably not in the literary sense.

Me: What is the fact that the new Macinstosh commercials always crash my Mac?

Alex: Correct.

Me: Whew. $400.

Alex: You put water in this.

3 comments:

Bill said...

[Faux Sean Connery]Leather Glove[/Faux Sean Connery]

Griner said...

Correct. Would you like to take "Movies that start with the word Jaws" for $100?

Check out this line from the wiki entry (?!) on SNL celebrity jeopardy:

• On the September 5, 2001 episode of (the real) Jeopardy!, all the Double Jeopardy categories were inspired by the sketch. They were "Sean Connery", "Surprise Me, Trebek!", "Therapists", "Things You Shouldn't Put in Your Mouth", "The Number After 2", and "Rhymes With Dog".[1]

Griner said...

Oh, and here's said entry.